shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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