Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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