You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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