I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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