She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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