How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
Randomize
