dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
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