I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
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