spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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