cat food counts as protein by the way
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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