even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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