also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Randomize
