question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Couch. On fire.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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