Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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