pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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