Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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