I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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