You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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