a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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