Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I'm really busy with my period
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