i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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