Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
She even gives head with a lisp.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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