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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
stop calling my apartment porn island.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
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