Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Randomize
