i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
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