doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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