so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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