he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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