well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Randomize
