She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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