i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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