Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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