Me too!
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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