i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
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