you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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