Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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