on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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