Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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