drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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