no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
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