So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
