thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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