do herpes really smell.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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