i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Small penises have feelings too.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
