Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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