no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
