they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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