I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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