I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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