these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
Randomize
